Help..It's a blithering blubber butt alert!

Okay, so after 3 deaths, pneumonia, a collapsed lung, bleeding lungs and kidneys, a probable lupus diagnosis, in conjunction with 18 days in ICU followed by an additional week in hospital prison, the 3 more months on Home Health care probation, and a whopping 50 extra pounds of steroidal blubbering fat, just to remind me that this is most likely the worst year EVER..(so far)

Did someone think it was funny to curse me?? Did a lifetime of someone else's bad Karma set out to get ME? Well, well, we will just have to change the stars, shift the heavens and earth, and since I am now another year older...get busy ....

So with the whining done and said ....I'm back!!..(mostly, still not 100% more like 50%) What the.. hey..I am blogging again! Now, it is your turn..

How am I going to lose this blubbering baggage?

Any and all suggestions will be taken in quiet consideration!! In the meantime, I am getting my a*& off the computer and moving around...Oh yeah..Darrell and I finally cleaned out the pool, I mowed the grass ( horray me ), and last but not least it has finally given us a break in the rain department so....

I am headed out to the backyard- POOLSIDE- I think Tori and I are in need of some sun and water therapy!!